An Evening with the Boys

by BUTT CANDY

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1.	Guttershots 02:09	lyrics	buy track
Put your mouth on the fucking curb you animals Sitting on the curb with a bottle in hand Gotta make some moves, gotta really be a man King of Cool is drunk, but he's got the best plan Pour some liquor in the gutter, and get as drunk as we can Guttershots Time and time again Guttershots Where the boys become men Guttershots Time and time again Guttershots Where the boys become men It's 3pm in the afternoon and I feel fucking sick Everything is spinning, I don't know where I am Who's Idea was this, oh fuckin shit Oh fuck, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH Guttershots Time and time again Guttershots Where the boys become men Guttershots Time and time again Guttershots Where the boys become men
2.	Lizard Wizard 01:52	lyrics	buy track
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH FIGHT the Lizard Wizard! FIGHT the Lizard Wizard! FIGHT the Lizard Wizard! FIGHT the Lizard Wizard! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH FIGHT the Lizard Wizard! FIGHT the Lizard Wizard! FIGHT the Lizard Wizard! FIGHT the Lizard Wizard! FIGHT!
3.	Apeman 01:53	lyrics	buy track
Apeman, Apeman, what did I do to you? Apeman, Apeman, why you flinging that poo? Apeman, Apeman, wasn't I nice to you? Apeman, Apeman, you belong in a zoo. APEMAN Apeman, Apeman, what did I do to you? Apeman, Apeman, why you flinging that poo? Apeman, Apeman, wasn't I nice to you? Apeman, Apeman, you belong in a god damn zoo. APEMAN Apeman, I thought we were pals. I thought we were friends. I thought we were comrades. But no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You come behind me, you stab me in the back Apeman! Well fuck you, you piece of shit! I can't take it anymore! You know what? You know what Apeman? The zoo is too good for you. You belong in the fucking grave Apeman, you fuckin animal! You fuckin asshole! You fuckin animal! How dare you! AAAAAAAAAAHHH Apeman! Oh God! UUUGGGHHHH APEMAN
4.	Rolling Rock and Roll 03:33	lyrics	buy track
Rolling Rock is a 4.4% abv American lager launched in 1939 by the Latrobe Brewing Company. Although founded as a local beer in Western Pennsylvania, it was marketed aggressively and eventually became a national product. Roll Rolling Rock and Roll Rolling Rock and Roll Rolling Rock and Roll Rolling Rock and Roll The number 33 is printed prominently on all bottles of Rolling Rock. Many have speculated on the significance of the number 33. That the number 33 refers to the founding year of the Pittsburgh Steelers. That 33 degrees is the proper temperature to keep beer at. Roll Rolling Rock and Roll Rolling Rock and Roll Rolling Rock and Roll Rolling Rock and Roll There's too many god damn theories about the number 33. I don't really know what any of it fucking means. Just that this beer has a very special place in my heart, and an even special-er place in my liver. Roll Rolling Rock and Roll Rolling Rock and Roll Rolling Rock and Roll Rolling Rock and Roll Rolling Rock and Roll Rolling Rock and Roll Rolling Rock and Roll Rolling Rock and
5.	Yeehaw Swordfish 02:16	lyrics	buy track
Big blue, surfs up What's that fat fish? Fuck it, saddle up Yeehaw Swordfish Move over, we comin Faster than dumb boats You stand no chance Yeehaw Swordfish This steed is mine Our bond can't break Time to ride on Yeehaw Swordfish YEEEEEHAAAAAW
6.	Good Ol' Hook Hands 03:51	lyrics	buy track
Cyborg chicken From outer space Shoots laser beams Right outta his face Here he comes To destroy the land Got a buzzsaw in his chest And hooks for hands That's right Nebula M Spacehunter Parts unknown Brings pain and destruction Where ever he roams He's the folly of man He's a hired gun Now go attack Strange beast Gigan Good Ol' Hook Hands Good Ol' Hook Hands Good Ol' Hook Hands Good Ol' GOOD OL' HOOK HANDS
7.	Monster Zero 04:06	lyrics	buy track
We are the Xilians from the planet X Do not fear us, we need your help There is a creature out to get us It lurks above, while we cower below So Earth won't you lend us your aid Rodan, and Godzilla are the keys to victory Those bastards betrayed us They needed water So now we're all gonna die All at the hands of Monster Zero MONSTER ZERO Monster Zero MONSTER ZERO Monster Zero MONSTER ZERO Monster Zero MONSTER ZERO Monster Zero MONSTER ZERO MONSTER ZERO MONSTER ZERO OH GOD MONSTER ZERO He's coming for us Monster Zero Monster Zero Monster Zero Monster Zero The Demon with Three Heads
8.	Devil Song 02:10	lyrics	buy track
Well, the devil loves me, and the devil loves you The devil hates me, and the devil hates you So we'll burn, burn, burn in hell But remember, the devil loves us so we'll burn some more One, two, three The devil loves me, and the devil loves you And the devil hates me, and the devil hates you So we'll burn, burn, burn in hell The devil loves me, and the devil loves you And the devil hates me, and the devil hates you So we'll burn, burn, burn, burn, burn in hell HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH One more time The devil loves me, and the devil loves you And the devil hates me, and the devil hates you So we'll burn, burn, burn in hell The devil loves me, and the devil loves you And the devil hates me, and the devil hates you So we'll burn, burn, burn, burn, burn in hell AAAAHHHHHHHHH But remember, the devil loves us so we'll burn some more
9.	Sunshine Nosferatu 03:16	lyrics	buy track
Have you ever heard of a surfin vampire? What did you say you son of a gun? He's a lean, mean, man who's always on fire. Well why does he surf out there in the sun? To catch the biggest wave is his only desire. Hot dog, is that any fun? Well let me tell you all about Sunshine Nosferatu Burning Alive Imagine, you're off the coast of the pacific on your surfboard tryin to catch a gnarly wave. But then you look up into the sky, and what do you see? You see the sun, and it burns, burns, burns. This is the life of Sunshine Nosferatu Never give up AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH Chaaaaaa~
10.	New Kid 02:40	lyrics	buy track
There is a new kid at my school Joey Bologna But he doesn't look like a kid, more like a ghoul Joey Bologna The teacher said it was impolite to stare Joey Bologna But his face is god damn medium rare Joey Bologna I asked him if he had an accident in hell Joey Bologna But his attitude was almost as bad as his smell Joey Bologna I said what's your name, Tim Pepperoni? Joey Bologna NO MOTHER FUCKER IT'S JOEY BOLOGNA Can't beat my meat! YEEEEEAAAAAAAAH Come on motherfucker! YOOOWWWW
11.	HFJFNSU 01:54	lyrics	buy track
Hey fuck Justin for not showing up Hey fuck Justin for not showing up Hey fuck Justin for not showing up Hey fuck Justin for not showing up Whooooooa WHOOOOOOOA Hey fuck Justin for not showing up Hey fuck Justin for not showing up Hey fuck Justin for not showing up Hey fuck Justin for not showing up Whooooooa WHOOOOOOOA Have you ever heard of that fuckin asshole Justin? Yeah that guys a total fuckin dick. He is awful, you hear he didn't even show up? Yeah he never fuckin shows up, he's a master at fuckin flaking. Asshole. Straight up prick. You hear he's also fuckin awful at Yu-Gi-Oh? You know what I heard is that he fuckin poached thirteen elephants in the African bush. That's god damn awful! Fuck him! Hey fuck Justin for not showing up Hey fuck Justin for not showing up Hey fuck Justin for not showing up Hey fuck Justin for not showing up Whooooooa WHOOOOOOOA Hey fuck Justin for not showing up Hey fuck Justin for not showing up Hey fuck Justin for not showing up Hey fuck Justin for not showing up Whooooooa WHOOOOOOOA Hey fuck Justin for not showing up
12.	Atomic Automaton 02:35	lyrics	buy track
Kill, kill, kill, kill Kill, kill, kill, kill Kill, kill, kill, kill Kill, kill, kill, kill The date is July 27th 1962. The United Nations has sent out for a team of elite scientists to create a salvation for mankind. He was a man, a metal man, born of nuclear energy. But there is something they didn't know. He had a mind. Yes this dear robot, he had a mind, a mind all his own. Atomic Automaton Bent on revenge Atomic Automaton The Earth we must defend Kill, kill, kill, kill Kill, kill, kill, kill Kill, kill, kill, kill Kill, kill, kill, kill Atomic Automaton Bent on revenge Atomic Automaton The Earth we must defend Atomic Automaton Attacks again Atomic Automaton This is the end Kill, kill, kill, kill Kill, kill, kill, kill Kill, kill, kill, kill Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill
13.	Butt Candy (Sidekicks Cover) 02:04	lyrics	buy track
YEEEAAAH Butt Candy, you know what I think Butt Candy, you're ready to strike Butt Candy, your message is real All depending on the way that I feel Butt Candy BUTT CANDY Butt Candy, what you give me is real Butt Candy BUTT CANDY Butt Candy is a ticket to kill Butt Candy is a blob of air Butt Candy, got a reason to stare Butt Candy lived a horrible life Til' the day that he died by knife Butt Candy BUTT CANDY Butt Candy, what you give me is real Butt Candy BUTT CANDY Butt Candy is a ticket to kill BUTT CANDY Butt Candy is a blob of air Butt Candy, got a reason to stare Butt Candy lived a horrible life Til' the day that he died by knife Butt Candy Butt Candy Butt Candy Butt Candy Butt Candy is a blob of air Butt Candy, got a reason to stare Butt Candy lived a horrible life Til' the day that he died by knife Butt Candy BUTT CANDY Butt Candy, what you give me is real Butt Candy BUTT CANDY Butt Candy is a ticket to kill FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK BUTT CANDY

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13 tracks of terrible hot garbage from Butt Candy with love.

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released November 17, 2018

Skag - Yellin
Apeman - Lead Gitfiddle, Back Up Yellin
Joey Bologna - Groovemaster, Also Back Up Yellin
Atomic Automaton - Drum Machine, More Back Up Yellin

Written and Performed - Butt Candy
Recorded and Mixed - David Russell

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